Some of your best thoughts and ideas come to mind when you're not soo much yourself. This is where I let loose and let my alter ego out! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

(Source: lovesmisery)

Solitaire to Sober Up

Decided to play Solitaire to sober up; and I keep trying to put the Black 3 on the Red 3 wondering why it’s not working.

Believing in love is like believing in Santa Claus.

(Source: dope-alien)

Hitting up the Gym! Time to get my Summer Body Back! 

Hitting up the Gym! Time to get my Summer Body Back! 

The Shit We Do When Drunk!

Here is how we play this game! With each reblog add a bullet point of something you did when you were drunk or high. Keep this going. Let’s Go!!

  • Call my mom crying saying, I hate school and I want to go home, and try to explain the noise in the background, of my friends continuously saying “I’m smacked, let’s go to McDonald’s.

(Source: inebriatedlogic)